Memorable IRC moments:

[tigerclaw]

[22:17] <+Chris-> still waiting for the forum post
[22:17] <+Chris-> man
[22:18] <+nuke> will take forever tho

[JINNZILLA]

[00:04] <missile> yea u'd rather get ur girlfriend to wear a strap on and fuk u in the ass
[00:04] <Hermione|nomic> better than eating asshole
[00:04] <Hermione|nomic> if its a girl with a strap on i wudnt care
[00:05] <Hermione|nomic> cause its nto a mans dick
[00:05] <+Jinn> yet you'd take a plastic dick up the ass?
[00:05] <+Jinn> are you saying thats not gay?
[00:05] <+Jinn> cuz its a girl doing it?
[00:05] <+JeNNa`NewMouse> its still gay
[00:05] <Hermione|nomic> it is gay , but he gave me 2 options
[00:05] <+Jinn> u could have said
[00:05] <+Jinn> none of the above
[00:05] <+Jinn> ?

[Nick]

LOL HERMIONE! XD

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[JINNZILLA]

[23:57] <+JeNNa`NewMouse> jinn, missile apparently ate the asshole of a stripper
[23:57] <missile> true story
[23:57] <missile> honestly it had no taste
[23:57] <missile> her asshole was clean tho
[23:57] <missile> i shoved my tongue pretty far up it too
[23:57] <Hermione|nomic> aids is invisible to the naked eye
[23:58] <missile> u cant get aids from eatin an asshole
[23:58] <missile> rofl
[23:59] <missile> shut ur fucking mouth and do some research
[23:59] <missile> i'll keep eating assholes
[00:00] <missile> let me give u guys a link
[00:00] <missile> with some real info
[00:00] <missile> cuz u dont eat ass like i do
[00:01] <missile> cuz it takes a real man to eat an ass
[00:01] <missile> pussy is good too
[00:01] <missile> love eating it
[00:01] <missile> while ur down there tho might aswell give an asshole some love 2 tho

[blackout\\]

[Zac]

so this happened...........

<+T> i would do my sister if she wassen't my sister

[blade]

[blade]

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23:18:13    milojko › I'm geting message disconneceted during routine check when I connet to a map
23:18:20    +Brian\\work › turn off your cheats
23:18:23    +Brian\\work › problem solved
23:18:38    milojko › how to do that

[Lineage]

[Shotman]

Does anyone have logs of Comic making jokes? He had some good ones.

[KNOCKOUTDAD]

<andrew> ill block ya ass back to iran
<Comic> i'll godlike ya back to afro-land
<andrew> man comics never gone godlike in 6yrs of playin
<andrew> what are the chances he'll get it vs me?
<Comic> about the same chances as your skinny white wannabe black afro ass will have breaking my ankles

<kdl> do you have add or something rusty
<Rusty`> kdl stop talking 2 me
<kdl> every 2 seconds, I see (RUSTY`) RANDOM BANTER <kdl> (RUSTY`) I CANT STOP THE SHAKES
<kdl> SOMEONE HALP ME
<kdl> SOMEONE TALK TO ME
<kdl> SOMEONE MSG ME
<kdl> SOMEONE GIVE ME OPS
<kdl> ILL SUK YO DIK NIGA
<kdl> SOMEONE GIMME ADMINS
<kdl> IL SUK YO COCK

<he|tah\\synergy> 36 acc reg ig rape down
<white> i'd say print it out and show it to your daddy
<white> but he'd prolly sock ya one
<white> WHAT'S THAT BOY
<white> YA LOST TO WHTIE CHOC?
<white> POWWWWWWW

(ChocTrivia) 91. Animal Trivia: All porcupines float in --------- (@whafk[GENTLEMAN]) water
(@[choc]chica) trees
(ChocTrivia) Winner: whafk[GENTLEMAN] Answer: water
(@white[choc]akagod) TREES?

<Comic> so far all I've got to show for all those tryouts is a couple of t-shirts and a coupon for a free pizza
<blaze> joker that's horrible
<blaze> wat're u going to do??
<Comic> get a medium-large with extra pineapples

<Whaler|zZz> if i want a smore ill make a fuckin smore, not eat one in poptart vladimir lenin form
<white[choc]bblafk> wow
<white[choc]bblafk> if i ever see you in real life i'm shooting you in the leg
<white[choc]bblafk> same fucking spot <white[choc]bblafk> then pouring vinegar in it
<white[choc]bblafk> piece of shit

<@GaNg2thaBaNg> i just found out today my girl is pregnant
<@GaNg2thaBaNg> my mind been racin all day
<@GaNg2thaBaNg> tryna find some good in the situation
<@GaNg2thaBaNg> but i just keep picturing myself play wrestling her then dropkickin her in the stomach

<KTown> my next door neighbour she hung herself
<KTown> The worst thing about it is
<KTown> She asked to borrow my ladder last week
<white[choc]bblafk> she got the cap but you got the assist?

[Sonic|^]

[blade]

damnnn, whitechoc going all out there, but funny stuff lol. If I had said that, I would have been banned and nobody would be laughing or finding it funny.

One day, I am going to get on irc to test this theory under somebody else's nick - maybe sorn or white using mibbit. then week later, I will get on as blade regular mirc with same exact jokes copy/pasted in exact same order and at same exact time. Theory: Under sorn/white's nick, everyone will go "LOL HILARIOUS LMFAO" and under blade, I will be banned or ignored. Might be 2 days from now or 2 weeks or 2 months from now, but I will post the responses in this thread. (It won't be as sorn or white btw)

[Sonic|^]

[csnafk]

[09:40:17] <Comic-> !last ictf
[09:40:18] <@LBot> ø [iCTF] ø Red Team: risus`retired FALLACY\\ Jinn ogidniw17 rusty2280 ø Blue Team: gohulksmashteam Cromaniac Elite nordog [A] ø 2days 12hrs 18mins 57secs ago ø
[09:40:23] <Comic-> look at this lineup!
[09:40:40] <Comic-> risus, fallacy, windigo, cromaniac, elite, nordog...
[09:40:50] <Comic-> I didn't know shit came in red and blue

[Nick]

[blackout\\]

[17:16] == rev[102-0] was kicked from #ipug by ChanServ [(bobby) Bye.]
[17:16] == rev[102-0] [rev@rev.user.globalgamers.net] has joined #ipug
[17:16] == mode/#ipug [+o rev[102-0]] by ChanServ
[17:16] <%bobby> !k rev[102-0]
[17:16] == rev[102-0] was kicked from #ipug by ChanServ [(bobby) Bye.]
[17:16] <+Brian\\work> lmao
[17:16] == bobby has changed nick to iggy
[17:16] == rev[102-0] [rev@rev.user.globalgamers.net] has joined #ipug
[17:16] <+Brian\\work> LOL
[17:16] == mode/#ipug [+o rev[102-0]] by ChanServ
[17:16] <@rev[102-0]> !k bob
[17:16] <+Brian\\work> LOL
[17:16] <+Brian\\work> LOL
[17:16] <%iggy> !k rev[102-0]
[17:16] == rev[102-0] was kicked from #ipug by ChanServ [(iggy) Bye.]
[17:16] <+Brian\\work> LOL
[17:16] <%iggy> ROFL
[17:16] <%iggy> ROFL
[17:16] <%iggy> ROFL

[-havoc-]

[Dewsick]

To long, didn't read.

In case tl;dr, tl;dr.

[Hermione]

[rain]

(12:11:32) (Renziel) anyone knows how i can create a server?
(12:11:38) (Viperzz^) pm rain
(12:11:40) (@rain) yes
(12:11:45) (@rain) type /quit create server
(12:11:51) (@rain) will open ut
(12:11:55) (@rain) and create
(12:11:59) (Viperzz^) pm him and dont stop pmibg
(12:12:09)  -› Quit: Renziel (u1696643@GlobalGamers-76C6214E.hsd1.al.comcast.net) (Quit: create server)

(12:12:42)  -› Join: Renziel (u1696643@GlobalGamers-76C6214E.hsd1.al.comcast.net)
(12:12:48) (@rain) did it work?
(12:12:58) (Renziel) yes i think it did
(12:13:07) (Renziel) thanks

(12:20:30)  -› Query with Renziel (u1696643@GlobalGamers-76C6214E.hsd1.al.comcast.net)
(12:20:30)  -› Common channels: #iPug (1)
(12:20:30)  -› Total querys: 447 (~0.5 per day)
(12:20:30) (Renziel) ok im still a bit lost what do i do after that and can you repeat the command?

(12:28:40) (Renziel) hey i think im still a bit lost on creating the server o.O
(12:29:21) (biz) type /quit create server
(12:29:36) (biz) usually works for me
(12:31:53)  -› Quit: Renziel (u1696643@GlobalGamers-76C6214E.hsd1.al.comcast.net) (Quit: create server)
(12:31:58) (@rain) success
(12:31:59) (@rain) x2
(12:32:32) (biz) I feel dirty

[KillEmAll]

^ so wrong

[snky]

<rev|KINGOFSNKY>im gay
<snky>yep

[blade]

[Hinata]