Memorable IRC moments:

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[HULKSMASH]

[kud]

<+vega> the fuck did i just play. blue team cherrypicking 40 mins straight and some dude on our ts speaking of himself in 3rd person?
<+Jinn> vega that was me
<+JEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNAAA> vega, jerry is no mic so Jinn was doing the commentary :p
<+Jinn> i was micing for jerry



lul

[tigerclaw]

<+Brian\\> how long does creek have
<+Chris-> about 8"
<+lpafk> burn?
<+Chris-> hard to tell under that mini skirt
<+Brian\\> i dont get it
<@unrealshots> rofl
<+Chris-> you will
<@unrealshots> rofl
<@unrealshots> rofl
<@unrealshots> #rekt

[Serenity]

(14:44:55) (+miek) Serenity-`
(14:44:58) (+Serenity-`) sup
(14:45:02) (+miek) i had a surreal experience
(14:45:05) (+Serenity-`) did you die?
(14:45:06) (+jesus-) everyone just calm down
(14:45:11) (+snky) FUCK YOU TTN
(14:45:15) (+jesus-) wow
(14:45:16) (+miek) so there i was, shaping my pubic bush into a heart
(14:45:17) (+CeeC) HIP HOP HORRRAAAY HOO HEEEY HOO
(14:45:18) (+jesus-) oke afk
(14:45:20) (+miek) and some fat guy knocks my door
(14:45:26) (+miek) i was like, wtf i didnt order takeout
(14:45:28) (+^7ions[100-2]) did u give him his present
(14:45:35) (+snky) lmao
(14:45:43) (+miek) so i went to obtain what i thought was food, turns out it was another package
(14:45:50) (+miek) =< steelseries sent me another rival mouse
(14:46:19) (+miek) YO SNKY I CAN PROVIDE PICTURES
(14:46:37) (+Serenity-`) pls say you wiped pubes on his head
(14:46:39) (+Serenity-`) and said "SIMBA"
(14:46:53) (+lpafk) lol
(14:46:54) (+miek) i tried it, but he wasnt letting me apply the linx shower gel
(14:46:55) (+miek) cuz purple
(14:46:58) (+Serenity-`) dam
(14:47:26) (+miek) the sound of my testicles flapping in the wind did sound suspiciously like rafikis things on the end of the stick doe
(14:48:36) (+miek) theres a field infront of me dawg, no protection from the wind =<
(14:48:37) (+^7ions[100-2]) lol
(14:48:42) (+Serenity-`) pls stop
(14:48:42) (+Serenity-`) it hurts
(14:49:14) (@scowork) Elephanté in the room
(14:49:15) (+miek) im actually quite upset i went through the hassle of shaving before i opened the door
(14:49:27) (+Serenity-`) were you expecting prettier company?
(14:49:31) (+miek) had i have known this was going to happen id have fluffed the shit up like a lions maine
(14:49:36) (+miek) MUFASA

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[12:59] <+sLY> snky, i just ordered a toilet from amazon. I've been clogging my toilet at home at least once a week on average. Just normal shits. I'll look in the toilet before flushing, "Yep, this one's gonna clog." So I bought a toilet just now that had a video of it flushing 23 golfballs and 52 chicken nuggets. I can't wait to take a big massive shit in that thing.

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11:15pm (+Jinn) what does BNC stand for
11:15pm (+ph34r) either big negro cock or bouncer
11:15pm (+ph34r) depending on your situation
11:16pm (+Jinn) hm
11:16pm (+Jinn) what's bouncer
11:16pm (+Jinn) i just looked that up
11:16pm (+Jinn) but didnt really understand it
11:16pm (+ph34r) either patrick swayze in roadhouse or a chat relay for your irc client
11:16pm (+ph34r) depending on your situation
11:16pm (+Brian\\) lmao
11:16pm (+Brian\\) lmao
11:16pm (+Brian\\) lmao
11:16pm (+Brian\\) lmao
11:16pm (+Jinn) roflmao

[kevinsan1ty]

[unrealshots]

(03:36:40) (+bluntz) so we uber to ktown for some kbbq
(03:36:43) (+bluntz) lol
(03:36:52) (+bluntz) fuckin uber driver was dead silent
(03:36:54) (+bluntz) the whole way
(03:36:55) (+bluntz) lmao
(03:36:59) (+bluntz) like he was invisible
(03:37:05) (+bluntz) have you taken uber brian?
(03:37:07) (+Brian\\afk) you talk to uber drivers?
(03:37:16) (+bluntz) that was only my 3rd time on uber
(03:37:19) (+bluntz) i dont use it that much
(03:37:20) (+bluntz) lol
(03:37:20) (+Brian\\afk) i only talk if they're women
(03:37:22) (+bluntz) we were just lazy as fuck
(03:37:23) (+Brian\\afk) if not, fuck that puto
(03:37:26) (+bluntz) oh you do uber?
(03:37:27) (@unrealshots) rofl
(03:37:28) (+bluntz) lol
(03:37:29) (@unrealshots) rofl
(03:37:29) (@unrealshots) rofl
(03:37:31) (+bluntz) you drive uber?
(03:37:35) (+bluntz) lol
(03:37:40) (+bluntz) haha
(03:37:41) (@unrealshots) lmao
(03:37:46) (+bluntz) dude you've had women pick you up in u ber?
(03:37:47) (+bluntz) LMAO
(03:37:48)  -› ChanServ (+b) *!*@420 (F6: unban)
(03:37:48)  -› +bluntz was kicked by ChanServ (Badword found in message.)
(03:37:49) (@unrealshots) RAPED
(03:37:50) (+Brian\\afk) ROFL
(03:38:06) (+Brian\\afk) GBN
(03:38:11) (@unrealshots) !delban bluntz
(03:38:11)  -› ChanServ (-b) *!*@420 (F6: ban)
(03:38:11)  -› [notice from ChanServ]: Ban(s) and ChanServ ban(s) matching bluntz were removed.
(03:38:13) (@unrealshots) !i bluntz
(03:38:14)  -› [notice from ChanServ]: Invited bluntz to join #ipug.
(03:38:17)  -› Join: bluntz (bluntz@420)
(03:38:17)  -› ChanServ (+v) bluntz
(03:38:19) (+bluntz) lmao
(03:38:19)  -› ChanServ (+b) *!*@420 (F6: unban)
(03:38:19)  -› +bluntz was kicked by ChanServ (Badword found in message.)
(03:38:21) (@unrealshots) ROFL
(03:38:21) (@unrealshots) ROFL
(03:38:22) (+Brian\\afk) ROFL
(03:38:22) (@unrealshots) ROFL
(03:38:22) (@unrealshots) ROFL
(03:38:22) (@unrealshots) ROFL
(03:38:23) (+Brian\\afk) ROFL
(03:38:23) (+Brian\\afk) ROFL
(03:38:37) (+ph34r) wtf dud he get banned for
(03:38:38) (+Brian\\afk) oh my god i cant breathe
(03:38:39) (@unrealshots) (03:38:01) (bluntz) ???
(03:38:39) (+ph34r) did
(03:38:40) (@unrealshots) (03:38:05) (unrealshots) hahaha
(03:38:41) (@unrealshots) (03:38:08) (bluntz) wtf did i say rofl
(03:38:42) (@unrealshots) (03:38:15) (bluntz) idk even what i said
(03:38:43) (@unrealshots) (03:38:17)  -› Online (joined #iPug)
(03:38:44) (@unrealshots) (03:38:25) (bluntz) LMAO
(03:38:45) (@unrealshots) (03:38:26) (bluntz) wtf
(03:38:46) (@unrealshots) (03:38:31) (bluntz) does my name have a bad word in it
(03:38:51) (@unrealshots) !delban bluntz
(03:38:51)  -› ChanServ (-b) *!*@420 (F6: ban)
(03:38:51)  -› [notice from ChanServ]: Ban(s) and ChanServ ban(s) matching bluntz were removed.
(03:38:57) (+Brian\\afk) hes going to do it again
(03:39:00) (+Brian\\afk) bet you 50 dollars
(03:39:02) (+ph34r) uber
(03:39:03)  -› Quit: +risus`seahawks ([email protected]) (Ping timeout)
(03:39:04) (@unrealshots) !i bluntz
(03:39:04)  -› [notice from ChanServ]: Invited bluntz to join #ipug.
(03:39:05) (+ph34r) u bar
(03:39:24) (+ph34r) lmao
(03:39:28) (+ph34r) WHAT DID HE SAY
(03:39:36) (@unrealshots) haha
(03:39:41) (@unrealshots) he isnt responding now
(03:39:47) (+Brian\\afk) rages quit
(03:39:54) (+Brian\\afk) he said |mao
(03:39:58) (+Brian\\afk) which got him bant
(03:40:10) (@unrealshots) !delbadword lmao
(03:40:11)  -› [notice from ChanServ]: Word lmao not found in the badword list.

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[13:48] <+Brian\\work> wot
[13:48] <+Brian\\work> .list
[13:48] <@GUBER> »» iTDM [1/8] | miCTF [0/12] | iCTF [0/10] | iDM [0/10] | 2iCTF [0/4] | sDOM [0/8] | iDOM [0/8] | saCTF [0/10] ««
[13:48] <@GUBER> »» | saTDM [0/8] | TeleCTF [0/10] | biCTF [0/10] ««
[13:48] <+Brian\\work> .last
[13:48] <@GUBER> »» GU.InstaGib.CTF.5v5 | 22m 22s ago ««
[13:48] <@GUBER> »» Red Team: Bas Hatch Fai| crux Gaara ««
[13:48] <@GUBER> »» Blue Team: k-os bug_up fisk Ales akito ««
[13:48] -NickServ- I recognize you.
[13:48] <+Serenity-`> Brian\\afk
[13:48] <+Serenity-`> you rub that boner out/
[13:48] <+JeNNa> Typically we go to the bathroom together put on lipstick and check for NHO's and thats it
[13:48] <+ph34r> 15:48 +Brian\\work • .last 15:48 @GUBER • »» GU.InstaGib.CTF.5v5 | 22m 22s ago ««
[13:48] <+Brian\\work> nah
[13:48] <+Brian\\work> i drove home
[13:49] <+ph34r> 15:48 +Brian\\work • .last 15:48 @GUBER • »» GU.InstaGib.CTF.5v5 | 22m 22s ago ««
[13:49] <+Brian\\work> holy shit
[13:49] <+ph34r> 15:48 +Brian\\work • .last 15:48 @GUBER • »» GU.InstaGib.CTF.5v5 | 22m 22s ago ««
[13:49] <+ph34r> 15:48 +Brian\\work • .last 15:48 @GUBER • »» GU.InstaGib.CTF.5v5 | 22m 22s ago ««
[13:49] <+Brian\\work> holy shit.
[13:49] <+Brian\\work> cheats confirmed.
[13:49] <+Darkside> guber is a sonuvabish
[13:49] <+Serenity-`> hl2 confirmed

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(+hermione) im gonna make my own list, of top 20 faggots
(+nick) put yourself at #1

[blackout\\]

<+sLY> Let's bring a kid into a community where they talk about pulsating boners penetrating assholes every 10 minutes - good parenting!
<+MurdaJr> I NEVER EVER ONCE HEARD ANY1 TALKING ABOUT BUTTHOLES
<+Sonic|^> you
<+Sonic|^> just
<+Sonic|^> did

[jaydrade]

<holdup> any guys looking 2 cyber? pixie leaf me 4 suicide

[riven]

(02:47:34) (+hermione) im gonna make my own list, of top 20 faggots
(02:47:47) (+nick) put yourself at #1

[ttocston]

10:00pm (+Sauron) scott $130 Thu May 28, 2009 9:40 pm
10:00pm (@kud) i mean, it has flags
10:00pm (+Sauron) scott was overpriced

10:02pm (+scoafk) Sauron u say my name brah?
10:03pm (+Sauron) just reminiscing on how bad you were scott
10:03pm (+scoafk) super bad
10:03pm (+scoafk) i am still bad
10:03pm (+Sauron) ace $704
10:04pm (+Sauron) scott $100
10:04pm (+Sauron) BB SUCKS COCK \\ #bbsc
10:04pm (+scoafk) haha
10:04pm [Nick] scoafk is now known as scott
10:04pm (+scott) i have always been low ranked
10:05pm (+Sauron) you were ranked the same as shumway
10:05pm (+Sauron) he had arthritis
10:05pm (+Sauron) and was 65
10:05pm (+Sauron) and mogwai
10:05pm (+Sauron) who i once witnessed getting 3 frags in 20 minutes
10:05pm (+scott) hahha





7:02pm (+DeusDoJib) why in earth would anyone ask scott for his demo? 0 influence in the game. 0 caps, 0 assists, 0 covers barely any flag kills

[csnafk]

00:03 <+gewoonmichi>| Brian\\afk you very nice friendly person why won't you add saCTF?
00:03 <+gewoonmichi>| Brian\\afk you very nice friendly person why won't you add saCTF?
00:03 <+ Brian\\afk>| suk dis dik
00:03 <+ exixt> is spic a badword still
00:03 <+ exixt> ok
00:03 <+ exixt> yea
00:03 <+ Brian\\afk>| lmao
00:03 <+ Brian\\afk>| lmao
00:03 <+ Brian\\afk>| lmao
00:03 <+gewoonmichi>| spic
00:03 <+ faithless>| kick exxit
00:03 <+ faithless>| kick exxit
00:03 <+ faithless>| kick exxit
00:03 <+gewoonmichi>| Brian\\afk is a spic
00:03 -!- gewoonmichiel was kicked from #ipug by ChanServ [Badword found in message.]
00:03 <+Hermione|no>| .list ictf
00:03 <@ GUBER>| »» GU.InstaGib.CTF.5v5 [5/10] 1) Pun` 2) Darkside 3) azrael|nomic 4) meep_ 5) E|ite[brb] ««
00:03 <+faithless> kick exixt
00:03 <+ exixt> LOL
00:03 <+ exixt> LOL
00:03 <+ exixt> LOL
00:03 <+ exixt> LOL
00:03 <+ exixt> LOL
00:03 <+ Darkside>| ROFL
00:03 <+ faithless>| LOL
00:03 <+ Brian\\afk>| GET REKT
00:03 <+Hermione|no>| .j
00:03 <+ Brian\\afk>| LOL
00:03 <@ GUBER>| »» gewoonmichiel(irc.globalgamers.net) joined the saCTF pug. ««
00:03 <+ exixt> REKTCITY
00:04 <+ exixt> REKTCITY
00:04 <+ exixt> REKTCITY
00:04 <+ faithless>| i blame PACO
00:04 <+ exixt> POPULATION: TITAN
00:04 <+ exixt> POPULATION: TITAN
00:04 <+ exixt> POPULATION: TITAN
00:04 <+ exixt> POPULATION: TITAN
00:04 <+ Brian\\afk>| [X] REKT [ ] NOT REKT
00:04 <+ Brian\\afk>| yo
00:04 <+ Brian\\afk>| dafuk
00:04 <@ PACO>| iCTF SIGNUPS CLOSE TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT: www.ownedwell.com/ictf
00:04 <+ Brian\\afk>| 4:04pm ChanServ - Badword found in message.
00:04 <+ Brian\\afk>| gg
00:04 <+ Brian\\afk>| YO SOMEONE GET SNKY IN HERE LOL
00:04 <+ exixt> he's out as soon as he steps in
00:04 <+ exixt> lmfao
00:05 <+faithless> [23:03] <exixt> is spic a badword still
00:05 <+faithless> [23:03] <exixt> is spic a badword still
00:05 -!- faithless was kicked from #ipug by ChanServ [Badword found in message.]
00:05 <+ Brian\\afk>| lmao
00:05 <+ exixt> LOL
00:05 <+ Brian\\afk>| ROFL
00:05 <+ exixt> LOL
00:05 <+ exixt> LOL
00:05 <+ exixt> LOL
00:05 <+ exixt> LOL
00:05 <+ exixt> I'M DYING
00:05 <+ exixt> I'M DYING
00:05 <+ exixt> I'M DYING
00:05 <+ Brian\\afk>| HAHAHAHAHAHAH
00:05 <+ exixt> LOL
00:05 <+ exixt> LOL
00:05 <+ exixt> LOL
00:05 <+ exixt> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
00:05 <+ Darkside>| lmao
00:05 <+ exixt> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
00:05 <+ Brian\\afk>| today was a good day
00:05 <+ Brian\\afk>| jesus christ
00:05 <+ Darkside>| blackout making another post
00:05 <+ Darkside>| i can smell it
00:05 <+ Brian\\afk>| nobody else doing it
00:05 <@ GUBER>| »» gewoonmichiel(irc.globalgamers.net) joined the saCTF pug. ««
00:05 <+ exixt> MY SIDES
00:05 <+ exixt> HALP
00:05 <+ exixt> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:06 <+ Brian\\afk>| someone say re kt
00:06 <+ Brian\\afk>| do it
00:06 <+ exixt> re kt
00:06 <+ exixt> oh
00:06 <+ exixt> rekt
00:06 -!- exixt was kicked from #ipug by ChanServ [Badword found in message.]

[exixt]

[rain]

09:59 gewoonmichiel|BERT can someone pls remove the bad word t*tan
09:59 DEVILYOUA whats wrong with titan?
09:59 unrealshots nobody knows
09:59 gewoonmichiel|BERT titan?
09:59 --- ChanServ has banned *!*@GlobalGamers-28BDF1FF.adsl2.static.versatel.nl
09:59 *** gewoonmichiel|BERT was kicked by ChanServ (Badword found in message.)

Owned Well.

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[16:18] <@shots|UFC> i wont give u my real info because next thing I know ill see this gookneck fuck outside my door with a bmw
[16:19] <+LaG|RickJames> gookneck?
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[16:19] == mode/#ipug [+o lineage`] by ChanServ
[16:19] <@ChanServ> [lineage`] [20:13:08] ‹@HULKSMASH› Tell her you'll Fuck her godlike -- [10:14:46] ‹@LP› as opposed to last time had nighas up my ass for 160$
[16:19] <+Bryandigm`> lmao
[16:19] <+Bryandigm`> gookneck
[16:19] <+Bryandigm`> rofl
[16:19] <+Brian\\work> LMAO

[BeasT]

[13:12:03] [+exixt] klootzakken
[13:12:09] [@HULKSMASH] .j
[13:12:24] • Quit: (Bryandigm`) ([email protected]) (Ping timeout)
[13:12:24] [@finalz] O.o exixt
[13:12:26] [+exixt] naaktslak
[13:12:36] [+exixt] that's a funny word
[13:12:37] [+exixt] naaktslak
[13:12:57] [+massie] .j
[13:13:05] [+Bas] almost like nutsack
[13:13:09] [+exixt] yeah
[13:13:16] [+BeasT`] .list ictf
[13:13:16] [@GUBER] »» GU.InstaGib.CTF.5v5 [9/10] 1) Sojin 2) BeasT` 3) Xenoscythe[rusty] 4) danon3^ 5) mng 6) finalz 7) Monk[dontyellatsovvie] 8) HULKSMASH 9) massie ««
[13:13:20] [+BeasT`] bas
[13:13:22] [+BeasT`] do it
[13:13:22] [@finalz] nutsack = balzak
[13:13:23] [+BeasT`] plz
[13:13:25] [@Monk] .deltag
[13:13:25] [@GUBER] »» Tag removed. ««
[13:13:31] [@Xenoscythe] .p
[13:13:32] [@GUBER] »» Only 1 more needed for the GU.InstaGib.CTF.5v5 pug! Type .j iCTF to join! ««
[13:13:34] [+exixt] balzak
[13:13:35] [+exixt] lo
[13:13:36] [+exixt] l
[13:13:43] [+Bas] nah having lunch shortly and off out
[13:14:01] [+Bas] ballsack - balzak?
[13:14:12] [+massie] LOL
[13:14:14] [+massie] yes bas
[13:14:16] [@finalz] Yup
[13:14:18] [+massie] good guess man
[13:14:21] [+massie] you have talent
[13:14:24] [+massie] ;p

[Hermione]

<+Hermione|nomic> ill give you a few examples of batty boys, like brian, windigo, weedman, creek, etc
<+JeNNa> Not following
<+JeNNa> The only gay one is creek
<+Hermione|nomic> i know
<+Hermione|nomic> but
<+Hermione|nomic> batty boy doesnt mean gay in that context too
<+Hermione|nomic> u can use like sayin that guy is a faggot

[wndg]

[Hermione]

[BeasT]

[19:22:21] [@BeasT`] its not perfect but i get the best fps with it
[19:23:10] [@Volcanic] scream am i playing dev match? If so ill put heating on so i dont need time for a quick wank
[19:23:20] [@SCREAM^] yes
[19:23:22] [@SCREAM^] you are
[19:23:29] [@Volcanic] k ill pop heating on
[19:26:02] [@Volcanic] best knock a quick one out just to be safe
[19:27:10] [@BeasT`] rolf
[19:27:20] [@BeasT`] can i post this pplz
[19:27:32] [@Volcanic] lol do what ya want
[19:28:04] [@BeasT`] i have tears laughing so hard
[19:28:27] [@Volcanic] you been kncoking one out too ?
[19:29:04] [@BeasT`] this morning
[19:29:37] [@[1]Spongeeeee] I didnt ramdrop playing this week
[19:29:40] [@BeasT`] but i only slept 2 hours so i dont have the enrgy to spare for a visit to pornhub
[19:30:15] [@Volcanic] :S u should make time
[19:30:19] [@Volcanic] eh sponge ?

[ScReaM]

[00:14] <snky> during 2nd map in mid
[00:15] <snky> i saw NP^ and ramdrop fragging everyone in mid
[00:15] <snky> i felt like i was in ut heaven
[00:15] <ramdrop> lol
[00:15] <SCREAM^> hahahaha
[00:15] <SCREAM^>

[kud]

[12:25] <+exixt> <- ass man
[12:25] <+Brian\\work> watching nordog
[12:25] <+JeNNaBaby> Lol brian
[12:25] <+Sauron`s3> ive never eaten it
[12:25] <+Sauron`s3> only my lizard has

[RickJames]

[@snky] u get WoD?
[+trav] is that that warcraft virginity training thing?
[@snky] ya
[+trav] no dude im not into that neckbeard cheetoh muncher shit


[%white[choc]bblafk] all the highlights of seen of csgo of people "OWNING" ARE LIKE
[%white[choc]bblafk] some guy chucking a grenade over a boxd
[%white[choc]bblafk] HOLY SHIT
[%white[choc]bblafk] or some guy standing staring at a door for 6 seconds then HITTING SOME GUY IN THE HEAD AFTER HE AIMED THERE FOR 10 SECONDS
[%white[choc]bblafk] WOOOWWWW
[%white[choc]bblafk] i feel like my 13 year old nephew could pick up csgo in 2 days
[%white[choc]bblafk] ok buddy, stand right there
[%white[choc]bblafk] ok just look at the door
[%white[choc]bblafk] nice u killed somebody

[blackout\\]

<+Hermione|Nomic> oh right cause aliasing as a girls name makes you a faggot
<+Hermione|Nomic> besides i dont wanna use a mans name cause im not gay
<+Hermione|Nomic> im definition of a true man

[tigerclaw]

<Chris-> i have a friend who's so high he's talking about visiting Iran
<Chris-> although i'm fairly sure his suggestion is in jest
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<+blade> ask him if he works for CIA
<Chris-> he doesn't
<+blade> maybe he is a trained super spook
<+blade>
* Michee07 ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<+blade> chris-, are all your friends druggies?
<+blade> be honest, broski
<Chris-> no
<+blade> good
<Chris-> why is that good?
<+blade> tell me other things they say
<+blade> while high
<Chris-> morality is totally subjective anyway
* Hallu__ ([email protected]) Quit (Quit)
<+blade> or do you get high with them too and lose sense of reality?
<+blade> maybe you become an elf in your dreams?
* Darkside ([email protected] ... global.net) Quit (Quit)
<+blade> or gandalf?
<+blade> ;p
<Chris-> can't be worse than bootle
<Chris-> I once went into an off license in Bootle and in my best French accent, said "Excusez moi, un boteil de sauvignon blanc sil veut plait, love"
<Chris-> the girl goes YER WHA
<Chris-> I said WHITE WINE LOVE.
<Chris-> she said Wanker under her breath.
<+blade> lol wtf
<Chris-> i'll save that for when serenity is here
<Chris-> he's been to bootle

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