UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

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UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby detox » Tue Nov 10, 2015 10:53 am

Let me start off this post by saying no homo, but I just watched those youtube vids from the ctf exhibition lan and what I saw was repulsive. There is a severe lack of hygiene, exercise, and self-awareness present in this community. I even witnessed a man on man massage in one clip WTF.

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Maybe I'm just spoiled coming from a community where I get to see selfies of Sonic's glistening muscles and Rain styling in pics straight out of a calvin klein ad. There were a few redeeming individuals (bleh, numb, phr) that looked like normal dudes but other than that I was pretty disgusted with what I saw. Maybe I'm over-exaggerating but I feel like this may just be the tip of the iceberg and the worst is yet to be seen. If people are proactive, the community might be presentable in time for the full release before we start losing sponsors.

Solution:
- Eat a clean diet full of lean meats, veggies, and fruit.
- Lasik eye surgery or at least contacts.
- Well kept facial hair. ie: PACO's well-groomed beard resembling King Leonidas (maybe a descendant?)
- Exercise.
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby kevinsan1ty » Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:00 pm

detox speaks the truth. It's well known that the UT99 community was by far the sexiest gaming community. UT4 is an aesthetic shambles, and Epic must answer for this. I think the biggest problem is half time in CTF matches. The downtime allows players to calm their heart rates, slowing metabolisms. UT99 was an HIIT nightmare. Sprint, jump, dodge, die. NO BREAKS.
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby rev » Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:35 pm

Where are these videos you speak of
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby DREW-TANg » Tue Nov 10, 2015 1:11 pm

tox where have you been man

You should've posted your gym mirror selfie to set a good example.
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby Cookiemonster » Tue Nov 10, 2015 3:55 pm

Could someone move this post to prounreal?
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby RickJames » Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:04 pm

Agreed. See, the problem is that competitors from games other than ut99 never exercised their reflexes or developed the cardiovascular endurance to compete in a fast paced title. Hence they became out of shape and complacent. I think it's clear who we want representing our community and leadership
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby blackout\\ » Tue Nov 10, 2015 7:47 pm

detox you still owe me a horchata you fuck.
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby Numb » Tue Nov 10, 2015 8:36 pm

Needs more squirrel appeal tbh. Image
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby Sonic|^ » Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:47 pm

Numb wrote:Needs more squirrel appeal tbh.



lol 3/3. The one with the goat, the one with that salt, and now this. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
They Don’t Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do.
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby BUDDY » Wed Nov 11, 2015 6:32 pm

Numb wrote:Needs more squirrel appeal tbh. Image

why would anyone want to fuck a black furry?
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby Cookiemonster » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:43 pm

What's up with the change of skin color under your arm? Suspicious, tbh.
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby DREW-TANg » Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:27 pm

rofl numb

This is now a UT4 Halloween bread

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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby Numb » Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:40 pm

Cookiemonster wrote:What's up with the change of skin color under your arm? Suspicious, tbh.

I really think you're onto something! :shock:
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby lavak3 » Sun Nov 22, 2015 11:19 am

I always knew Numb was really a Black cat.
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby lavak3 » Sun Nov 22, 2015 11:20 am

DREW-TANg wrote:rofl numb

This is now a UT4 Halloween bread

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what shampoo do you use amazing hair
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby DREW-TANg » Sun Nov 22, 2015 6:58 pm

lavak3 wrote:what shampoo do you use amazing hair


pantene pro-v much shine thank you friend
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby Cookiemonster » Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:06 pm

**Posting this to claim Drew is a serial killer so I can reap karma on reddit later. Thanks for your time.
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Re: UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

Postby pb » Sun Dec 20, 2015 8:38 pm

That's not a fair picture. I'm usually quite the looker.

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