So it's the zombie apocalypse. The year is 2014. I find myself wondering: "What's more upsetting, running out of food or toilet paper?"
We decide it is toilet paper.
What followed is a raid of every toilet we come across in our travels to see if there is any bog roll left.
Our initial joy of finding some velvety triple layered delight to wipe our under carriages with in an apocalyptic world was short lived. Our lavatory was almost instantly invaded by a Charger of Doom and his fist of justice...
Be warned. Toilet paper kills.