Who is next to be 'shopped?
With Valentine's Day just around the corner, what better time than the present to reflect on the numerous (and often questionable) UT relationships under our roof. What's more - YOU get to vote which couple earns itself a #1 spot in our hearts and on our forums.
FALLACY/Insanity
The new Paul Rudd and Jason Segel will be starring in the sequel, "I still really love you man". The major difference between this movie and the first is that Nick and Tyler plan on pushing the boundaries from a PG13 bromance to an 18A Brokeback Mountain rendition.
Here is a pic they twittered from their latest romantic getaway to Paris:
Dewsick / Serenity
SiNcest aint no joke.. it's raw passion and it's a lifestyle. After half a decade, this power couple is still going strong. Don't let their in-game play fool you, there are no bugged shots in the sack.
heltah / his brush
In one of the most unorthoadox pairings, heltah finds himself teamed up with a broom. As a child, heltah would go trick-or-treating as a witch.. a peculiar choice for a young male however he followed his heart. After stints of curling, being swept in pickup hockey and cheating at UT, heltah has settled down as a janitor so that he can spend some long and lonely nights with the object he most desires.
rummy / ICE.
On the 14th, Rummy will find himself with some frozen H2O, since no woman can actually stand the sound of him crunching away at ice (vicious cycle). His pickup line "guuuurl, I want you to melt in my mouth", isn't going so hot either.
rain / JYB
Despite any preconceived notions about this duo, deep down they love each other. Their constant bickering and bashing can be chalked up to nothing more than sexual tension. In real life, vampires and werewolves don't exist but their love surely does.
R1ck / blehminem
Dear Rick, I meant to poke you sooner but I just been busy
You said you got my name tatted on your lower back, how far down is it?
Look, I'm really flattered you would put me on your youtube channel
I just hope you're not the same Rick who tripped and slipped his motorcycle in the gravel..
krazyaim / nobody
Before newnet, TimTim created his own robotic frankenshtein named krazyaim. This godlike bot was programmed with the sole intent of bringing destruction to the opposition. Emotions bring weakness and krazyaim must always be strong.
if ($programmedToLove) {
abort();
}
The day krazyaim tries to feel love is the day that his robotic outfit shuts down and betrays him.
aNty/Poutine
For years people have been wondering what the word "HIN" actually means. The Anglophone and Francophone Canadians were both equally confused which lead to an investigation.. The word HIN actually derives from aNty trying to speak with a mouth full of poutine. Bon apetit mon ami!
PACO/PACO
This immaculate piece of artwork has spent his whole life searching for someone of equal stature and magnificence. On Valentines 2013, this loving but misunderstood dictator will light some candles, buy some chocolates and spend some quality alone time with the person who he truly loves... himself.
Sezco/His Gorilla
While on a drunken adventure deep in the jungles Sezco stumbled upon an adorable ape that he could not resist bringing back to America. Once back to the city Sezco nurtured and cared for the gorilla, giving him ample amounts of protein and steroids to make him big and strong since the banana supply is short in the north. During the ape's teenage years, Sezco sent him off to Hollywood to star in a few movies, but the gorilla could never stay far from home and you can find these two together to this day frollicing through the forest and benching at the gym.
[Credits for my partners in crime... tylerofl, whitechoc, PACO, fallacy, humpty, nobody, rummy, Sezco
